Matt Loeb

Matt Loeb is a person with feelings, fears, fascinations, and fantasies just like everybody else. He’s made some movies and written some poetry. He has a BFA in film and therefore years of customer service experience. He is not a cold blooded reptilian human hybrid sent to earth as part of the vanguard of an alien invasion fleet.

Comics: 72
Recent Appearance: Trumped Up Refugees
First Appearance: Problem Solving

Lunchbox

Lunchbox is adorable, like a muffin. He makes magic for a living. He is both disappointed and amazed in equal amounts. His ability to consume cookies rivals those of well known puppets. One time, he made a public mockery of the social convention of bulk food shopping…but that story is classified.

Comics: 59
Recent Appearance: Trumped Up Refugees
First Appearance: Problem Solving

Geneviève

Geneviève est la moitié plus talentueuse de Lunchbox. Il ne peut pas faire mieux que elle et elle le sait. (Geneviève is Lunchbox's more talented half. He can't do better then her and she knows it.)

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Aww Shucks
First Appearance: Partners

Ali

Ali is Matt’s partner. She is reasonably happy with this scenario or so she claims. She’s never had to testify under oath about it, and that’s a shocker given, ya know, the incident.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Up Up And Away
First Appearance: Partners

Bigfoot

This legendary beast of the pacific north west is also sometimes called Sasquatch. Made famous in recent times by the Patterson Gimili footage from bluff creek, but at the end of the day. She's also just another cryptozoological single mother, trying to make it in this fucked up world.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Sasquatch Endocanabalism
First Appearance: Naturally Natural Nature

Don Anya

The Don is a successful local business owner who occasionally needs a favour dealt with.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Sketch Card Interlude
First Appearance: Don Anya

The DM

Matt and Lunchbox’s former dungeon master and current legal representative. Believes rules are tools to seek vengeance with.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Private I
First Appearance: Get Your Goat.

Wood Sprite

Hey, Listen! These things can be damned annoying. Especially when they think they're being helpful.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: #WheresMyLunchbox
First Appearance: Splat

Jason

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: You're Invited For Dinner
First Appearance: Get Your Goat.

Martin Danger Kess

A pleasant fellow with connections to a shadow cabal of global elites. People are usually happy to see him, he is still 85% people.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: You're Invited For Dinner
First Appearance: Get Your Goat.